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THE NAME

 

How in the hell did this thing get the name "PubSprawl" and why?





For 6 years this pubcrawl remained nameless - an embarassment to the community, the nation, and its founder. Prior to the pubcrawl in 2002, a call was put out across the website to name the unnamed pubcrawl. The Committee to Rename the Aging Annual Pubcrawl, or CRAAP, asked pubcrawlers to send in their suggested names as to what they thought the annual pubcrawl should be named. Then, in a CRAAP meeting held in January 2003, the committee voted on the name that the committee members felt "best represented the annual pubcrawl and what it means to this great city of Chicago."

 

Winning with a whopping 76% of the committee votes, the name "PubSprawl" was officially bestowed upon the pubcrawl. When the name was announced, the room was deafened by a 76% rousing cheer of celebration and a 24% rousing hiss of boos and anger.

 

With a swing of the gavel and a toast to the crowd, founder Peggy Mahoney, declared the new name "new" and the CRAAP meeting was adjourned.

 

Other names that garnished votes were (in no particular order):


 

The Irish Sobriety Society's Annual Pubcrawl

The "Happy Drinksgiving" Annual Pubcrawl

Molly Hatchet (What the?!?)

The "Down The Hatch" Annual Pubcrawl

"Where Am I and Why is My Pee Green?" Annual Pubcrawl

The "Drink 'Til You Spew" Anal Pubcrawl (we're not sure if this was a typo or he/she has a story to tell us all.)

The Annual "Liver Don't Fail Me Now" Chicago Pubcrawl

The Green P Crawl

Beer Goggle Fest

Why Do We Need To Name The Pubcrawl Let's Just Get *&&% Up And Party And &@#(! (Okay, mom! Jeez, you get her DSL for Christmas...)

The Drunken Turtle Annual Pubcrawl

The Pubsprawl

"Kiss Me, I'm F**ked Up" Chicago Pubcrawl

The Leprechaun Leap Annual Pubcrawl

Annual Sobriety Challenge Pubcrawl

The Great Unnamed Pubcrawl (Er, uh...you're missing the point)

March-of-Drunks Crawlathon

Where Am I and Why is My Pee Green? Annual Pubcrawl

Drink, Stumble, and Chuck Like a Mick Day Annual Pubcrawl (Oh, man, did you have to use the word Mick? You Tory!)

Annual Feehan Drinkalong Pubcrawl (Feehan has nothing to do with this!)

The Paddy O'Furniture Pubcrawl (Because we're all Irish and we're all going to be out all night! (get it?) ) Annual Pubcrawl

Ye Ole PubCrawl

The DeForest "Leonard "Bones" McCoy" Kelly Memorial Booze-A-Thon (Dammit, Jim, it's a Pubcrawl)

The Montgomery "SCOTTY" Scott: I'm a fat bastard Alcoholic Pubcrawl (I'm giving it all I can, Cap'n. I can't take anymore!)

The Annual "Coffee is for Closers" Pubcrawl

Pub McCrawl®

Chicago Bar Crawl

The Phantom Menace

Jar-Jar's Annual Meeso Wanna Pubcrawl

Bar Crawls: A New Hope

St. Paddy's Day Pubcrawl (That's a good enough name!) (Well...we think it plain!)

Annual Pub Crawl? You mean this isn't the AA meeting? Well, pour me a drink then! (You got it!)

Ale-pa-booza 2002 (or Alepalooza)

Drinkstock

The Sir Alec Pint of Guinness OBI WAN Journeys

The 5 Keg Fun Run. How much will you pledge per Keg I drink?

The Install a tracking microchip in my neck cuz I have no idea where I'm gonna crash Bar Bounce

Holy Fucking Shit - It's St. Patrick's Day!

Betty Ford Clinic Walk-a-thon

Drinking for Dollars

The Shamrock Shimmie

The "Lets Celebrate our Heritage by gettin' Liq'ed" Crawl


 

Yeah, they all kinda sucked.