A Message from Seamus O'Ffend

Seamus has been a fan of the PubSprawl for years. Recently he's sent in a few messages of inspiration to motivate the 'Sprawlers...sprinkled with a joke or two, of course. Grab your favorite .mp3-playing program, download, and prepare for a wee bit of "O'Ffend'sive" Irish leprechaun inspiration.

Dirty Limericks

Some of Seamus O'Ffend's classic dirty limericks, culled from the cockolds of Ireland to your computer monitor. If you are easily offended, then you'll surely be offended.

Jokes

Seamus O'Ffend's collection of Irish jokes perpetuating the drunken stereotype.

Toasts

Even Seamus O'Ffend has to give pause and raise a pint. Here's some of the Irish toasts he's collected through the years.