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Guy Who Lives "Off The Grid" Plans To Attend PubSprawl

March 10, 2009

Facebook, LinkedIn, Plaxo, PubSprawl...it's harder and harder to NOT be on the web these days. And yet, that's exactly what Anonymous318 has successfully pulled off.

"I'm a firm believer of living 'off the grid'" remarked Anonymous318. "I don't have email, I avoid social networks, and shun the internet. You won't find me anywhere." Except at this year's PubSprawl. [MORE...]

Competing "BarSprawl" Tells PubSprawl To Go To Hell

Feb 17, 2007

Although the PubSprawl is now in its 11th year, many in Chicago want to remind St. Patrick's Day revelers that the PubSprawl is not the only game in town. I met up with the co-founders of a competing bar crawl, the BarSprawl (www.barsprawl.com), at a Dunkin Donuts in Rogers Park.

"So what that PubSprawl is in it's 11th year?" screams Colin Kolakowski in between sips of Dunkin Donuts coffee. "Me and Pete are also in our 11th year too..."[MORE].

Low PubSprawler Turnout is Feared Due to Cheney Shooting

March 8, 2006

As all PubSprawlers know, it's tradition for the sitting Vice President to be a part of the PubSprawl festivities. However, thanks to the recent hunting accident involving Vice President Dick Cheney, many predict this year's 10th Annual PubSprawl attendance will be negatively affected by the scandal...[MORE].

Former PubSprawler to Represent USA in Torino Winter Olympics' "Pubcrawl Marathon" Event.

February 25, 2006

Former PubSprawler, Stewart “Stew” Jhonke, will be representing the US and going for the gold in the 2006 Torino Winter Olympics' "Pubcrawl Marathon" event tomorrow.

“Stew” as he is know to his fans, is America’s first real hope for gold in the event since its induction into the Games in 2002 in Salt Lake City. “Yeah-hey. Its like a dream come true, ‘dare. Ya’ know?” said the 32-year old athlete who hails from just out-side Iron Mountain in Michigan’s upper peninsula...[MORE].

PubSprawl Relaunches New Site in Anticipation of 10th Annual Pubcrawl Thanks to FEMA

February 13, 2006

Engineers and IT Professionals at Beatnik Turtle Inc. have relaunched www.pubsprawl.com in anticipation of it's 10th annual St.Patrick's Day pubcrawl event. The celebrated pubcrawl, or "PubSprawl" as it has been dubbed is anticipated to bring in over 300 people this year to celebrate...[MORE].

I Had To Wash My Hair: People Who Didn’t Attend This Year’s PubSprawl Share Their Exciting Stories as to How They Spent March 12th, 2005

March 20, 2005

As much fun as the PubSprawl was, this reporter, who joined up as number 103 during the 'Sprawl, can't help but wonder what about all the people who missed out? While PubSprawlers were out 'sprawling and having a great time, how exactly did those who didn't attend spend their March 12th, 2005? Did they have more important things to do? Or did they just forget? My reporter bones were twiching. These were questions that needed answering. I had to find out...[MORE].

Experts Claim Tsunami Could Wipe Out PubSprawl

March 4, 2005

Each year the Chicago PubSprawl falls on the first Saturday closest to St. Patrick's Day. As anyone from Chicago knows, there's no telling what the weather will be like in early March...[MORE].

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T-Shirt-riffic or T-Shirt-rip-off? Debate Lingers About The 8th Annual Limited Edition Pub-Sprawl T-Shirt

February 27, 2005

It's been almost a year since the 8th Annual Limited Edition PubSprawl T-Shirt made it's debut. But like the Shroud of Turin, the Limited Edition T-Shirt is now stained in debate...[MORE].

PubSprawl Sells Out

February 18, 2005

Gone are the days when a Pub-Sprawl was simply a Pub-Sprawl. Now, they got to sell you something. What's that something? This year's Pub-Sprawl King, Melvin O'Tardson, a bona fide Safety Helmet Model can now be found...[MORE].

Beloved Young Man Who Sold PubSprawl T-Shirts Facing Fines and Imprisonment For Insider Trading

November 7, 2004

The beloved young man who designed and sold last year's popular Pub-Sprawl T-Shirts, Leonardo Larson, is facing imprisonment of up to five years, disgorgement of his alleged illegal earnings, and...[MORE].

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